You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
