I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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