stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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