we have pet lesbian snakes
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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