I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm like, not good at living.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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