the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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