We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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