After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
