Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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