I think i peed on brittanys purse
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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