Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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