I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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