it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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