Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
