I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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