i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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