It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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