okay pat passed out under dana's car
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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