I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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