windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Dicks are not precious.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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