I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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