If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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