Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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