I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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