my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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