Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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