What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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