so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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