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So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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