I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i need some magic done to my vagina
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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