There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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