You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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