Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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