Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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