Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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