what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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