Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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