quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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