He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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