you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm like, not good at living.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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