but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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