why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
