it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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