I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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