using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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