the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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