he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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