My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
