if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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