so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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