Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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